Real men do not analyze the woman. If she is single, and he wants her, he should
go after her no matter what sign she displays.
But since we are talking
about signs, we are entering the bizzarre realm of
********!
Bold will be the WHOA-man. Italics will
the ******** Translator. Regular Text will be what Da pooky is
saying.
NOTE: For the below to be true, the conversation
must be one on one.
Second Note For the below to
remain true, the 'examples' MUST be initiated by the WHOA-man.
Let us
begin:
My boyfriend came and gave me this AWESOME gift. We're going to
New York tomorrow.
It is quite possible that she wants
you.
But beware! A girl talking about her boyfriend means, most
importantly, that she is taken. However, she may want to be
STOLEN.
"Stolen, Pook! What do you mean?"
Gentlemen, it is a fine
fact that many woman will not dump one boyfriend until they have a grip on the
next. These women would rather be with BOREfriend than to be single. She may
very well wish to be stolen.
I love my boyfriend sooo much! Everything
in life is so much better with my boyfriend! He makes me feel so warm and
fuzzy!
Get away from her; she is vomitting her
emotions.
When a woman tells you how she FEELS about the guy, she is
either in love or you are low interest or both.
THIS is the crucial
difference: when a woman informs you of the actions the boyfriend is
taking, she is using social proof (trying to show you that she is in demand).
When a woman informs you of her feelings, especially if those feelings are
positive of the guy, then there is nothing going on between you.
"Why's
that, Pook?"
This should be written in stone: When she does girl-talk,
you become her girly-friend.
Girls do not girl-talk their romantic
interests.
You should have seen this guy. He came up to me, took my
hand, and said, "You are beautiful! Will you go out with me!?"
She
wants you to know several things. 1) She is desired. 2) She is beatiful. She
wants you to know these things because she wants you to ask her
out.
Well said, ******** Translator!
I was placing the
tapioca pudding back onto the shelf when I felt someone looking at me. I turned
and saw this man checking me out! It felt SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good! You
hear me? It felt SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good! Man, it felt good. Oh, you
have no idea how good it felt. It felt GOOD. REALLY good. Oh, you don't know how
GOOD!"
Although the above is exaggerated [Understatement of
the century- Sosuave.com] the point is that the woman is flopping her
emotions out. She is not interested. You are in Friend-Zone.
Hellish
friend-zone! But the translator is right. The last example had the focus on the
GUY and HIS actions. This example has the focus on the WOMAN and HER FEELINGS.
You are being used as an emotional tampon here, beware.
My breasts are
too big! It hurts my back. It gives me back problems.
It is quite
possible she is thinking of you in a sexual way.
Unless you are a
doctor, this is good news. [If you are a doctor, it is more money which is
better news- Sosuave.com] Women with large breasts are much more comfortable
with discussing them (for the large breasts often become the center of attention
with most guys). She is most likely aroused. If not, then with her course of
current talk she soon will be.
I'm trying on new underwear and seeing
how my butt looks! (she squeals in front of the mirror)
She wants
you.
She wants you.
She is mentioning her butt (she wants you
to notice it!), and she is mentioning her underwear (she is comfortable talking
about it to you).
When a woman likes you, she will try to show off her
body (and when a woman does not like you, she will try to hide her body). This
example is the woman showing off her body through words.
Are you
gay?
Well? ARE YOU?
If you really are fruity, you will
be asked this. Other guys should have asked this to you if you really are fruity
(and with threats to back it up).
But let us try this
again.
Are you gay?
Why won't you go out with me (or
anyone)?
If you happened to be handsome or really cute, girls will
try to go out with you. If you say no (haha!), she will think to herself, "All
these girls want to go out with him and he won't go out with any of them. What
is wrong with him? IS HE GAY!?"
Girls wondering if you're gay can be the
ultimate compliment. Think. They are already thinking of you in a sexual
context. They want you to go out with them. When you don't, they ask the gay
question.
(Remember, guys, when Adonis, the style master, got asked the
"Are you gay?" question? Although gay guys can and do dress stylishly, the woman
wants to know if you are gay or not BECAUSE SHE WANTS YOU.)
Ahh, another
******** lesson is over with. Join us again next time on the same forum, same
host, and same website.
Oh, and excellent job, translator!
Why,
thank you Pook.
And remember guys, if you go 'sign reading', the best guide is your gut.
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