Here are Duncan's rules: http://eternalbachelor.blogspot.com/2006/06/new-game.html
AND, since I've been arguing with the hell-fire communists from Pandagon, I'm pretty sure I've got at least a "house!"
1 - My penis size was mocked here by anonymous 9:11pm http://no-maam.blogspot.com/2007/02/amanda-marcotte-pandagon-get-oppressed.html
Anonymous 9:11pm said: "I'm truly sorry your penis is so small. Perhaps you need a bigger truck."
2 - It was suggested that I was gay here by "It has to stop":
"Amanda I think Ron is jealous and wants to be you…he obviusly needs some adjusting by a good “TV repairman”. LOL"
3 - Now, with this wingnut, Pariahuna, I'm not sure what I'm allowed to call this one? "It" insinuates that I'm 55 years old and have never had a date... ummm... ok...
Here's what it said: "Rob, seriously, get a little dignity, man. If you’re so determined to broadcast the fact that you’re a 55 year old guy who’s never had a date, the least you can do is try and come up with a better handle. Using your own name just makes it that much..sadder."
Does that mean that "it" is trying to tell me that I'm ugly and have never been able to get laid??? I mean, I don't want to say that 55 year olds are ugly, because they're not, or that that 55 year olds can't get a date = can't get laid (Because we all know that 55 year olds have a fuck of a lot more money that a 36 year old like me - meaning they most likely get laid a lot more than me!) But what is Pariahuna implying?
WELL??? DOES IT MEAN THAT?
Because if it does....
That would make this:
and that would also make this:
AND, according to the Eternal Bachelor rule book... I would have a House!
YIPPEE!!!
Though, I'm not sure on the officialness of this, so I may call in the Eternal Bachelor to judge the situation with certainty.
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NEXT DAY UPDATE:
Well, now that I've had my 40 winks of sleep, let's see if I have acquired any more Fembot Bingo squares from the Pandamaniacs...
5:07am, Pariahuna said:
LMAO, dude, how can anyone refute you? Your points are just too substantive. You’ve got it cold. It’s just too much for mere mortal brains to absorb. “I LOVE BILL O’MORE THAN I PROBABLY SHOULD BUT OH OH, JESUS GOD I masturbate remembering how much the women who seemed to recoil from me in horror actually want me because it’s part of their rape fantasies (the guy’s blog, seriously, I wanted to find out if he’s actually 60 like I suspect or else 14 and instead found a world of hilarity and delight) YOU MASTURBATE to something else, garble, SIGN UP FOR CRAZY PEOPLE’S ARMY, NAZIS, OMG YOU FOUND OUT YOU’RE A FEMINIST WHO KNEW, syduydssj, incoherent” slam dunk, guy. When you’ve got it, you’ve got it, and we just can’t compete.
As far as not being able to get laid, no way. Just because you’ve never been on a date doesn’t mean you can’t get laid. After your 75 year old mom lifts you up to vacuum under you because even though you’re able bodied you’re not going to make it easy on her to wait on you hand and foot and you curse her out for being a total princess and too lazy to do as good a job as when you weighed 40 pounds and were 3 (again, visit his blog and thank me later), you would be a total chick magnet except for how you and your normal, high functioning buddies just won’t play the game and let the femhags get you by the balls like all the other deluded guys. That and it’s just so ICKY thinking of putting anything like vibratey or falafely in that dirty hole with the she-cooties. But damn, they still want you, because how could they not? Maladjusted, seriously disturbed and incoherent creepy guys are the HAWT. And the more they run away screaming, the more they want you to chase they, and, well, you know (YOU KNOW) how that ends.
Hey! I've got my 2nd House!
Well, let's carry on and see how many other squares I can fill,
6:19am Phoenician in a time of Romans said:
http://www.walkingwithghosts.blogspot.com/
If Amynda was really for what she preached, she would first of all not preach victimhood,
Robbie-snookums, anyone who celebrates the sheer joy of fucking in the face of the disapproval of moralising prudes and whimpering milquetoasts such as yourself is nobody’s victim.
Amanda is more of a man than you can ever be, and more of a woman than you can ever handle - which is precisely why you fear her so much. You fear her speech, you fear her sexuality, and you fear her independence from your approval or disapproval.
Suffer, you pusillanimous little turd.
I would also like to tip my hat to Phoenician for the most beautiful insult I have heard in quite a while: "Suffer, you pusillanimous little turd." That is just awesome!
PUSILLANIMOUS: pu·sil·lan·i·mous /ˌpyusəˈlænəməs/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[pyoo-suh-lan-uh-muhs] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective
1.
lacking courage or resolution; cowardly; faint-hearted; timid.
2.
proceeding from or indicating a cowardly spirit.
Beautiful, a work of art... unfortunately, it does not count for a fembot bingo square - but it should!
Well, that's all the squares I have acquired thus far... getting closer to a full fembot bingo!
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