It's no surprise that woman speak in another language. They are subtle creatures, sneaky, devious, and say things in code.
It's time for men to
break the code of ********!
For your reading pleasure, bold will
be the woman. Normal text will be the explanation. Italics will be what
the Pook man is saying.
I'm not looking for a relationship right
TRANSLATED: I don't want a relationship WITH YOU. Don't even
BOTHER trying to go out with me since I am saying that a relationship with you
and me is already not going to happen.
POOK-MAN SAYS: I was nearby
when a woman was giving this 'veiled' rejection to a co-worker. I jumped in, "So
if you're not looking for a relationship, then all you're looking for is SEX, is
that it?" Her mouth dropped, but I continued. "I don't BELIEVE you women! That's
the ONLY thing you have on your minds is SEX, SEX, and MORE SEX! I am looking
for a loving relationship, but NO, you women only want passionate raw animal
sex! Now with me, I find you need to TASTE the other pleasures in life. So you
CAN get your mind off of sex, right?" Her eyes were GLOWING at me. Funny, she
suddenly wanted a relationship with me. Hah!
I don't think of you
in 'that' way.
My goodness, are you ugly and a sexual
I think of you as a brother!
me of my brother!
I would consider sex with you to be
The kids were bad today.
Obviously, your genes are
We were both wrong.
But you were more
This recipe didn't turn out how I expected.
Try and complain. I DARE you.
You don't listen
You don't listen to me!
Honey, I HATE to
As if you were doing anything more
Have you had time to...
Stop what you're doing,
get up, and do it RIGHT NOW!
When you get a chance...
I hate to nag but...
I want you to get
off the couch now!
Of course I don't mind paying for
Let's not rush things.
have other prospects.
I'm not ready to settle down.
as heck don't want to settle down with YOU!
I enjoy the single
I enjoy not being with YOU!
I need more
You're becoming undesirable and unattractive.
is when you WALK AWAY/
I'm focusing on my 'career'.
training and studying for my career is extremely boring and tedious yet more
exciting then you'll ever be.
Let's just give it some
You're not high on my rating list. You're good insurance policy
if a better prospect doesn't show up.
I like you, but...
don't like you at all.
You're not the type of guy I'd date, you're the
type of guy I'd marry!
You're sexually a dud. You're not fun to be
with. But you are... 'nice'.
A friend of mine responded to this line
with, "And you're not the type of girl I'd marry, but you would be the type for
a one night stand!
Let's Just Be Friends
see me naked! I'm not attracted to you.
Pook Man then says, "No, I
have enough friends. Buh-Bye!"
I don't want to ruin our
Please continue to remain my girly friend. You make an
excellent emotional tampon!
Honesty is very important to
Only tell me what I want to hear.
I only like you as a
I'm not attracted to you.
"And I only see you as a
flaming $lut w-hore!"
You're so manly.
discover a thing called S-O-A-P.
Let me check my schedule to see if
I'm doing anything.
I have plans. WE do not.
Can you call me back? I need
I just need an excuse to get off the phone. I didn't want to
hurt your feelings so I LIED BLATANTLY TO YOUR FACE. Oh, and have a nice
How about you give me YOUR number.
I'll add it to my
trophy collection of guy's phone numbers - pathetic guys who want me but I don't
Call her BS. "You just want to add it to your trophy
collection of guy's phone numbers who..."
and turn out the lights.
I'm not proud of my body.
I'm going to ask you for something expensive...
Please tell me I'm beautiful.
I love men who take
Pay the bill, you chump!
Sure, but I hope you're
I'm flat chested.
I'm not that type of
Touch me there, but I'll stop you a few times
Heavy resistance is bad. Light resistance is normal. Woman WANT
you to go for them. All woman WANT to be taken.
Will you respect
me in the morning?
You won't tell your friends, right?
not looking for anyone.
I'm not looking for anyone LIKE
We need to talk...
I need to complain!
head, go 'uh huh', smile, repeat.
I need to think about
We have an off and on
I kept him around until someone BETTER shows
Where is this going?
Are we getting
me think about it
I feel like I've known you my entire
Bingo! We have a Bingo! Will someone make sure this prize does
not get away from me?
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