Wednesday, April 14, 2004

Bonecrcker #106 - Captain Free Therapist

The problem with Captain Free Therapist is he thinks women are good girls. They’re not. With the possible exception of your mother and your sister, they are all horny little sluts. That crying jag when you first met her? She doesn’t care that she broke up with her boyfriend. That’s not why she is crying. She’s crying to attract the attention of some guy who will fuck her. Sad, but true. But any guy who would possibly try to, ummm, make her feel better or even be nice to her, just doesn’t fit the bill.

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Bonecrcker #35 – You Mean Nothing To A Woman Until You Have Sex

Bonecrcker #38 – You Mean Nothing Until You Have Sex II

Bonecrcker #127 – Timing Is Important

Bonecrcker #128 – Women as “Friends”

Bonecrcker #130 – Never Allow A Woman To Call You A Friend Unless You’ve Had Sex At Least Once

Bonecrcker #156 – Friends With Benefits

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